i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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