D3 body, D1 cock
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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