I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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