Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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