Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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