He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
So much rum. So many feels.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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