He is an equal opportunity slut.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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