Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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