That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Randomize
