Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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