The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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