Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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