Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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