So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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