Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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