Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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