Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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