so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
home. puking in laundry basket.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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