i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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