i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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