There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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