I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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