FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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