OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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