physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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