im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
