You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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