This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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