Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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