She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
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