This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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