you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
a search helicopter?!
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
COCAINE IS GR8
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