But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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