Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
