He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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