Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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