I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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