That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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