Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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