You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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