ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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