I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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