Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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