Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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