Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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