playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
