How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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