K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I think my vagina is haunted
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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