Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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