I love black thongs
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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